#1 Things you can do to promote the recession!

I am going to lay out some tips for average Americans can do to prolong the recession.

How safe is your money? It is almost impossible to get a loan and failure of the banking system.

Keep the money in a sock drawer. If you have don't own a sock drawer, then stash it under a mattress or preferably an old coffee tin can. If you reside a home (if you still own a home) with a back yard, bury your dollars under a tree or a swing set and mark it. Afterward make a treasure map for keepsakes or to attract pirates. The main point is keeping your dollars to yourself. So to outline the steps you can do to store your money.

1. Keep your money in a sock drawer, or any cabinet. A cool dark place will do.

2. Old Coffee can. Preferable a Folgers can, because it smells great. Warning! Do not leave your money in a cookie jar. Kids will find the money and spend it on junk bonds or hedge funds.

3. Buried in your backyard. Remember about the treasure map. Watch out for pirates.

4. If you can't bury your money, then hide in a cave. Bats and bears make great financial managers.

5. Stocks in GM....